Name: Stan Stephenson Snr. aka Porl Stephenson aka Paul Sephenson akaW@tchm@nUK Age: 37 (act 9, most days). Favorite Words: copacetic, eudoraphobia (fear of e-mail), derailleur. Personality Type: Which one ? Heroes/People I Would Want My Kids to Look Up To: Anyone taller than them , duh Pets: A mouse called microsoft Favorite Form of Government: Stanarchy. Places I've Lived: North Camp , Malta , Brecon , Osnabruck , Weymouth , Dover , Zutphen , Paros , Lusaka , Livingstone , Vic Falls , Rekyavik , Kingston upon Thames, Enfield , Barnet , Colindale , Woking , Under canvas , Under Milk Wood Places I'd Like to Live: Anywhere but here. Favorite Pro Sports Teams: Mario & Luigi Favorite Movies: Hardware , Scarface , The people under the stairs Favorite Book: The Hungry Caterpiller Favorite CD: De la Soul - 3 Feet High & Rising Favorite Drink: White Fighting Last Bowel Movement: Sometime yesterday. (Most likely -- I'm pretty much a one big movement every-day kind of guy.) Possible Careers in Another Life: Astronaut, Medium , Probe Droid, or maybe the guy that cleans the grease traps at the local kebab house.

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